Ball Peen Hammer

From the USA Today and Internationally bestselling author of The Club Series, Lauren Rowe, comes a sexy standalone romantic comedy Ball Peen Hammer.Keane Morgan wouldn t return any of my calls or texts, and I was pissed as hell about it I didn t want to drive from Seattle to L.A with the guy any than he wanted to drive with me, but I had no frickin choice in the mFrom the USA Today and Internationally bestselling author of The Club Series, Lauren Rowe, comes a sexy standalone romantic comedy Ball Peen Hammer.Keane Morgan wouldn t return any of my calls or texts, and I was pissed as hell about it I didn t want to drive from Seattle to L.A with the guy any than he wanted to drive with me, but I had no frickin choice in the matter at least, not if I wanted to use his brother Dax s coveted parking spot at UCLA Okay, so it turned out Keane was objectively gorgeous, and, fine, pretty funny, too But did he have to be so damned in love with himself I mean, jeez, the cocky way he flashed those dimples was just so orchestrated And, honestly, what kind of guy uses the phrase baby doll with a straight face Oh, that s right the kind of guy who s a male stripper Yup, the cocky jerk turned out to be Seattle s answer to Magic Mike, a stripper known as Ball Peen Hammer which meant Keane Morgan was emphatically not the kind of guy I d ever fall for Not At All.No freakin way.Well, until Keane convinced me to fall for him, that is Which I did.HardTE Ball Peen Hammer is a full length, standalone sexy romantic comedy about Keane Morgan one of four Morgan brothers introduced in The Club Series and Maddy Milliken the little sister of Hannah Banana Montana Milliken This book is a standalone book in The Morgan Brothers Series, a spin off of THE CLUB SERIES, and can be read as a complete standalone The Morgan Brothers books are intended to be read in any order Due to strong language and sexual content, this book is not intended for readers under the age of 18.
Ball Peen Hammer From the USA Today and Internationally bestselling author of The Club Series Lauren Rowe comes a sexy standalone romantic comedy Ball Peen Hammer Keane Morgan wouldn t return any of my calls or text

  • Title: Ball Peen Hammer
  • Author: Lauren Rowe
  • ISBN: 9780996657181
  • Page: 211
  • Format: ebook
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    1. Before anything else, I wanna let y'all know that this is my first Lauren Rowe read and I'm just speechless! Maybe because as I'm writing this review I feel too gassy? My stomach is aching because of laughing too hard and I just can't gather my thoughts. OMG! I think I lost my brain somewhere here in my house because of too much laughing! **********Okay, so this is my first ever Lauren Rowe read (already said that hahaha) and I think it's one of the biggest regrets I have in my reading life. I'm [...]

    2. 5 TOTES ADORBCSICLE ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY STARS !! This was one of the cutest books I've read in a long time! It was silly and sweet. It was hilarious at times and I grinned so hard throughout the majority of the story but there was also plenty sexual tension and just the perfect amount of angst towards the end to give this super fun story that extra bite that turns the laughter into dreamy sighs when issues are resolved Sure the slang and banter was over the top, that's what made this story so [...]

    3. DNF @ 35%I attempt to finish this book twice, but failed. I find the dialogues in this book too ridiculous for me. I usually enjoy reading romantic comedy and I love a good laugh, but in this case the humor is way too over the top. Sometimes I feel as if I'm watching a comedy by black people, not because I'm racist, but mainly because half the time I'm not even sure what is so funny due to their slang. The canned laughter will be going off in the background and I'm embarrassed because I don't ge [...]

    4. So I know I am probably in the minority herejorly, but I just struggled a lot! I wanted to Love Keane Morgan, aka Ball Peen Hammer, but I got lost in the language. I felt like I took a detour into the valley and met a motor mouth of sex appeal that "bee tee dubs" was adorbsicles, but so over the top cray that I could not connect! Funny, yes, but in a really odd and somewhat fragmented way. Sexy, wellhe is a stripper fashioned after The Magic Mike! As for the love storyCute and Sweet?tes cutie pa [...]

    5. "This is one of the funniest, most unique heroes I've ever read. Lauren Rowe is a tremendously gifted writer, and the chemistry between these two characters is electric!" --Alessandra Torre, New York Times bestselling author of Moonshot and Hollywood DirtAvailable now! US: amzn/2yhDed6 UK: amzn/2zGd6wM

    6. Okay, here are the things I've known about this book before the reading:1. It was written by the author of The Club 2. I loved The Club3. The cover was revealed. And we know it doesn't mean a thing because we don't judge by the cover. (As much as we want to lick those abs. Sorry.)4. And that's all.So, what I've expected from this book was a great time. And I totally got it! And three more times! But what I haven't expected was the funniest book of the year. Yep, you read that right. I laughed my [...]

    7. Ball Peen Hammer by Lauren RoweOk PeepsIT'S HAMMER TIME!From the first sighting of this book cover I knew I was going to love this story. The cover & the story are Deeeevviiiinne!With Ball Peen HammerLauren Rowe has allowed us another glimpse into her quirky and amazingly talented mindspace & woohee! it's a bloody fantastic view.Once again. the first page we are sucked into a vortex of pure sexinessd the feelings just continue to ramp up throughout this story.The banter between the chara [...]

    8. GAH! Please excuse me a moment while I float away on a cloud of orgasmic, blissful feels and dance in what can only be described as bookworm heaven. Each and every time Lauren releases a book, I get dragged into another world. One where I live ALONGSIDE the characters. Their feelings become my own. I devour EVERY SINGLE word and get lost to pure pleasure. Never, in my life did I ever think I would say this. It wasn't on my radar and I totally didn't see it coming. I NEVER thought it possible. Bu [...]

    9. Get ready to SIT and SUBMIT, baby dollsIf you thought 'THE CLUB' was HOTyou have NO IDEA what you're in for! Lauren Rowe takes it to the NEXT LEVEL with her latest bad boy, Keane Morgan, a.k.a. BALL PEEN HAMMER baby!I'm going to be honest and tell you that the dialogue in this book will make it or break it. I for one, was AMAZED like I liked it so much! Seriously, if you actually knew me, you would know that I absolutely HATE this type of dialogue in the real world, but for this book, it fucking [...]

    10. The little feminist angel on my right shoulder is currently stomping her foot and nursing a bruised eye because the little horny devil on my left won out in this fight.I WANTED to be offended by this book. Really, honest, I wanted to. The things spewing from Keane’s mouth definitely had me raising an eyebrow but he was just SUCH a loveable idiot that I couldn’t be offended by any of it. Instead I opted for laughing out loud at his rants, snorting my way through his ‘wisdom’ on womankind [...]

    11. Book Description"Keane Morgan wouldn’t return any of my calls or texts, and I was pissed as hell about it. I didn’t want to drive from Seattle to L.A. with the guy any more than he wanted to drive with me, but I had no frickin’ choice in the matter--at least, not if I wanted to use his brother Dax’s coveted parking spot at UCLA. Okay, so it turned out Keane was objectively gorgeous, and, fine, pretty funny, too. But did he have to be so damned in love with himself? I mean, jeez, the cock [...]

    12. WOW!!! I finished this a couple of days ago, and I am STILL struggling with how to do this book justice with my review! I have to be honest and say that I didn't believe that ANY author could write a hero that would overtake MY Jonas Faraday (The Club series), but Keane didn't just steal my heart, he DESTROYED it for anyone else!! When Keane's younger brother, Dax, offers him up as an escort/companion/'babysitter" for his friend and neighbor Hannah Banana Montana Milliken's sister Madelyn on her [...]

    13. OH MY DAMN! I need Keane to go on a road trip with me, to Canada or just the supermarket! No review that I write will encompass everything that is this book! I already loved Lauren! The Club? One of my all time favorite series! So I knew I was going to love whoever was between the pages. But what I didn't know was that I was going to fall head over heels in love with this book! The connection between Keane and Maddy was off the charts and they way bantered back and forth was amazing! They are se [...]

    14. 4 Ball Peen Hammer StarsOk I went in with an open mind, knowing this dude was a little out there. Also I am so glad I thought that way or I never would have made it past the first few chapters. The best way possible to describe Kean’s vocabulary is a Frat boy on roids…lmao. His izims…his own language…its adorbs. See what I did there. Maddy is soo freaking sweet she will give you a tooth ache in all the right ways and she can totally hold her own. She isn’t all tongue tied because he is [...]

    15. This one was sooo much fun to read. Hysterical and witty. I enjoyed every minute of it. The characters were great and the banter was off the charts good. This is the first book I've read of this author but I loved her writing style so much that as soon as I'm done writing this review I'm going to get some of her other books. Definitely hope she maybe turns this into a series about all the brothers cause I would snatch those up so fast. Highly recommend this one if you're looking for a romantic c [...]

    16. Ok where to start… Firstly I have been sat in front of my laptop for hours wondering how on earth I even start this review. Never in my wildest dreams did I expect to be so tongue tied over a book that his literally tipped my world on its axis.Lauren Rowe for me is one of those authors that truly is the next level. The Club series literally set my soul on fire & truth be told I wasn’t sure how any book following the final in that series, would pull me in. Well I needn’t have worried be [...]

    17. Ball Peen Hammer by Lauren Rowe4.5 stars!!!Still livin’ the dream, dolin’ out fantasies to the horny ladies one lap dance at a time.”Ever since I discovered Lauren Rowe with her fantastic series “The Club” I have been an addict. From the first read and every read thereafter I have gelled with her writing and though for some it is over the top, for me, it ticks my boxes. I love the cute romance, her sense of humour albeit in the gutter at times always has me laughing and in stitches and [...]

    18. I received an arc for an honest review. Ball Peen Hammer… it literally took me so long to write this review because my mind was blown. First off, I couldn’t read it fast enough. And I read it ALL in one sitting. Like couldn’t put it down, ignored the FedEx guy, silenced my phone, and growled at anyone who dared to interrupt me. Keane and Maddy had me laughing out loud, yelling at the both of them, and fist pumping so hard I sent my kindle flying. I loved Lauren’s Club Series, so much tha [...]

    19. OMG put a fork in me I'm done!!!!!! Wow wow wowza!!!!! Ball Peen Hammer has left me in a puddle of goo lol. I loved looooooooved this book so much!!!! Lauren Rowe never ceses to amaze me!!! Every book she brings out is PHENOMENAL!!!! BUT Ball Peen Hammer is of the charts!!!!!! I love Keane Morgan so damn much he is definitely my favourite book boyfriend ever!!!! Everything about him is just amazing and then he meets Maddy and KA-BAM SON instant chemistry between these 2!!! I've laughed out loud [...]

    20. Ball peen hammer Welcome to the beautiful and tantalisingly sinful world of Ball peen hammer aka Keane Morgan. Oh my wrap me up in dollar bills and throw me his way!!!This book will have you crying with laughter as you fall hard for the cocky, wise cracking but oh so sweet keane Morgan. Maddy milliken the complete polar opposite of Keane, sweet and sassy and determined not to succumb to the charm. Lauren wraps you up into a blissful state of emotion and carries you away on a journey you don't wa [...]

    21. I am a HUGE Lauren Rowe fan so from the moment that I started Ball Peen Hammer I knew that it was going to blow my mind, rock my world, and set my girlie bits on fire. Sure enough, when I finished the last chapter it was just like a line taken directly from the prologue: " I am gone. Stick a fork in me. I'm done." The novel revolves around Keane "Ball Peen Hammer" and Maddy "Mad Dog" Milliken, two total strangers that end up on a road trip that will change both of their lives forever. It's the s [...]

    22. When a Lauren Rowe book lands on your Kindle with the words ARC stamped on the front you know you're in for solid 4 hours of uninterrupted fun/sexy read! Damn my love monkey you never disappoint !!!!! One thing you can guarantee with Lauren's books for every laugh there is equal thong/briefs/big girl pants/boy shorts melting moments, her sex scenes are always super hot and suck you into the pages, and leave you wet as a jar of pickles. I loved Ball Peen Hammer, first I had to Google what the fuc [...]

    23. Let's just get right to it. I loved this book. No, I really loved this book. I am currently re-reading it as we speak because that's how much I loved this book. Okay, okay I promised myself that I wouldn't get too gushy so enough of that. Let me tell you why I loved this book. Let's start with the plot. Maddy is moving from Seattle to L.A. to go to film school at UCLA. In a round about way that makes sense (but I won't get into in this review) she has to give a ride to Keane, who is also going t [...]

    24. I had no idea what to expect when I opened this book. A book about a male stripper—a species of man that must be arrogant, cocky and full of himself given his chosen profession, right?Well, Keane Morgan is all that, especially in the first few chapters, but there is so much more to him than meets the eye. Now don’t get me wrong – what meets the eye is a very, very, attractive package. (snort — I said package) For Maddy Milliken, Keane is simply an unwanted passenger for a long drive—fo [...]

    25. Oh. My. God. CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS BOOK THOUGH!? You guys know me, I'm a fan of reading terrible erotica and laughing my ass off about it. While searching Audible, I came across the audiobook for something called Ball Peen Hammer. And I have to be honest, I figured that this was going to be a straight up shitshow. I mean, Seattle's answer to Magic Mike, named BALL PEEN HAMMER of all things? I was here for it, and I was here mostly for it to be fucking disaster. I. WAS. SO. FUCKING. WRONG.I abso [...]

    26. Let me start by saying no matter what I can manage to say about this book, NOTHING will come close to explaining how ah-may-zing it really is. Right from the very first page Lauren's unique and witty writing style grabs you by the (blue) balls and squeezes tight. This book has it all. It's laugh out loud funny (ask my husband, I woke him up a few times in the deep dark hours before dawn) heart wrenchingly sweet and panty meltingly hot.Keane Morgan could be the love child of Robin Williams and Ch [...]

    27. I freaking LOVED this book! I cannot describe the amount of laughter this book caused! Peenie may have been a 'horny, delusional, psychopathic, arrogant, blue-haired puppet master who collects pickles' (Maddys words, not mine, although I do agree!) And Maddy claims to be a shy, geek of a girl, these two fit perfectly! the banter between them flowed throughout the story and had me in stitches. Their friendship was so natural and warming. Despite Peenie being a egotistical douche and Maddy being a [...]

    28. I absolutley loved this book!! It was adorbsicles and super hilarious! I laughed out loud and I felt really invested in Maddy and Keane. Maddy's sister Hannah is worried about her making the drive to LA from Seattle alone. So she finds a way for her friends brother ro ride with her. Maddy leaves several texts and voicemails for Keane to which he is confused and doesn't reply right away. When he finally does reply its after smoking with his better half, Zandar and against his better judgement he [...]

    29. I've officially died and gone to Peen heaven.Keane or Peen, as he's dubbed by his rambunctious family, is Seattle's version of Magic Mike. He has an interesting take on what women want and is not afraid to share it. In fact, he's good at it, really good, and he's not too hard on the eyes. When he is roped in by his brother to ride shotgun with a friend of a friend, he acts the only way someone with the nickname Peen would, with his own personal brand of antics and sexual innuendos.Maddy needs to [...]

    30. What can i say? I loved The Club Trilogy so knew that i would love Ball Peen Hammer, but not as much as i do!! I love him and want him all for myself! Lauren has done it again with her laugh out loud humour and amazing use of words. The book made me laugh, smile, swoon, cry (a little) and generally feel for both characters. Peen is a fab character who is beyond funny!!! I sat and read the book in one sitting as i just couldnt put it down until i knew how Keane and Maddy ended. Although the boom [...]

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